Black 1985 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham d'Elegance on a Detroit night street
♦ DETROIT ♦ TEN RECORDS LIVE ♦ DIRECT LINE OPEN ♦

Slick
Fontaine

Detroit-born funk, soul, rap, and spoken storytelling. Bass under velvet. Cadillac in the rain. Ten records live now.

Meet Slick
10 records live 313 line open 1972 the file begins

“If the bass don't tell the truth, the lyrics ain't saving you.” — Slick Fontaine

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Chapter I · now playing

The Genuine Article

The title track. The thesis statement.

“I ain't back. I'm finally on time.”

Put this one on without leaving the room. Then decide which chapter, story, or phone call comes next.

♦ Open all ten chapters
Fictional production portrait of Slick Fontaine
Solomon Franklin Fontaine · Detroit

Solomon Franklin Fontaine.

Born on Detroit's west side. Raised around rooms where timing mattered more than volume.

Funk, soul, rap, and spoken storytelling with Cadillac weight underneath it. The records are fictional. The Detroit detail, the musical intent, and the invitation to talk back are the point.

“Holding attention is not the same as having something worth saying.”
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Direct line · Detroit · the number is live

INCOMING CALL ♦
Slick Fontaine
(313) 751-8669
♦   Records · Detroit · stories · 313

You got something to say?
Call me.

The line rings. Slick picks up, turns away, and leaves the next move to you.

Pick the hour.

Chrome, memory, weight, or Detroit pressure. Play one here, or open the full ten-record sequence.

♦   All ten chapters
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Chapter II · chrome

Cadillac Crown

The right car. The right neighborhood. No explanation required.

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Chapter VI · midnight

Velvet Memories

Some rooms never leave. Some nights stay in the lining of the coat.

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Chapter VIII · weight

Heavy Is The Crown

Nobody said it would be light. He picked it up anyway.

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Chapter X · Detroit

Made Me

The city, the shop, the parking lot. He knows exactly what he owes.

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The old rooms kept receipts.

Three pieces of the world. The rest is there when you want to go deeper.

Open the deeper file. Origin fragments, Detroit, the Night Ledger, artifacts, liner notes, and the full story.

Who the hell
is Slick Fontaine?

That depends on who's asking.

To the city, he's a name that moves through rooms before he does. To the music, he's the sound Detroit keeps producing when it's not trying to impress anybody. To the people who know — he's the real thing.

Born Solomon Franklin Fontaine at Henry Ford Hospital on November 8, 1972. Raised on Detroit's Old West Side, with Midwest-Tireman pressure in the air, he came up in a city that made music the way it made cars — with precision, with intention, and with the understanding that what you built was supposed to last.

Funk. Soul. R&B. Rap. Spoken storytelling. Gospel, jazz, and cinematic color when the record calls for it. Detroit, undiluted. Independent on purpose.

♦   Crooked Staff Records   ♦   Detroit, MI   ♦   West Side

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Current portrait · fictional production artwork
SUBJECT FILE   ♦
NameSlick Fontaine
BornDetroit, MI — Nov. 8, 1972
SoundFunk · Soul · R&B · Rap · Stories
LabelCrooked Staff Records
Status♦   Active
Direct Line(313) 751-8669
GENUINE ARTICLE

Before the name
was known.

1979
Fragment I

His mother took him to the records office on a night shift. He was six years old, almost seven. He narrated the filing cabinets like play-by-play. She let him go for an hour before she told him to be quiet. He understood, even then, that the room was listening.

1986
Fragment II

A tailor named Lucien Baptiste took chalk and marked seven places on an ill-fitting suit without asking. He altered it over three evenings. He never mentioned it again. The lesson: "Fit is not about the body. Fit is about intention."

1987
Fragment III

A teacher named Mrs. Odessa Bell watched a sixteen-year-old hold an entire school assembly silent for six minutes without saying anything of substance. Afterward she put him in an empty classroom. She said: "Holding attention is not the same as having something worth saying." He spent thirty years working on that gap.

1991
Fragment IV

The Night Ledger begins. Spoken storytelling over live funk, soul, and jazz. A small room. A band. A voice that sits just above the bass line and just below the melody. The band called him Professor. The room called him back.

1995
Fragment V

The deal meeting lasted four hours. He came with the tracks. He came with the percentages committed to memory like scripture. He did not come with a lawyer because he did not yet understand what a lawyer was for. He signed nothing. He walked out through the glass door into October. The truck was still there.

2022
Fragment VI

Crooked Staff Records. Ten tracks. His own paper. His own clock. He is fifty-three in August 2026. He has been here the whole time. The deal is not done.

Detroit made him.
He returned the favor.

There's a version of Detroit that doesn't make the news. The one that runs on loyalty, on late nights, on the kind of music that doesn't ask permission. Slick Fontaine lives in that version.

The city gave him the sound — the grit underneath the velvet, the funk underneath the soul, the hustle underneath the cool. He gave it back in the form of records that sound like the city remembers itself.

♦   Detroit, MI
♦   Crooked Staff Records LLC
♦   Independent. On purpose.
"
— Slick Fontaine

The Archive.

Photographs. Documents. Canon fragments.

Photo record
The Fontaine family. West side. 1978.

Evelyn in the choir dress. Isaiah with his hands in his pockets. Solomon watching the street before he had the words for what he was seeing.

IMAGE PENDING
Canon note retained. Production image pending.
Fictional archive artwork of the Royal Palace Night Ledger room
The Royal Palace / Night Ledger. Fictional production artwork.
Black 1985 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham d'Elegance production artwork
Current signature car. Fictional production artwork.
Ruby-red diamond-shaped yellow-gold ring on right ring finger
Signature ring. Inscription: KEEP YOUR HAND STEADY.
Tailor record
Baptiste & Company. 1986.

Lucien Baptiste marked seven places on the suit with chalk. He altered it over three evenings. He never mentioned it again.

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Baptiste & Company. The chalk marks.
Flyer record
The Royal Palace. Thursday. 1992.

A flyer pulled from a telephone pole near Woodward and Forest after rain softened the ink. Someone wrote REAL in the margin in ballpoint pen.

IMAGE PENDING
The Royal Palace. Thursday. 1992.
October file
The parking lot. October 1995.

The meeting lasted four hours. He signed nothing. Isaiah's truck waited at the far end of the lot, engine off, still there when Solomon came out.

IMAGE PENDING
October 1995. He was still there.
Artifact — The Cadillac
The Cadillac. Detroit. Undated.
Artifact — The Shoes
The shoes. You know the shoes.
RULES OF THE GAME   ♦
I. Your word is your bond.
II. Never let them see the math.
III. The right car opens doors.
IV. Know who's in the room.
V. Dress for where you're going.
VI. Loyalty compounds.
— S.F.
Handwritten treatment. Canon artifact.
Slick Fontaine
Crooked Staff Records LLC
Detroit, MI   ·   (313) 751-8669
Independent. On purpose.
Business card. Condition: excellent.
More evidence
forthcoming.
— Pending classification —

Special thanks.

EvelynFor keeping the whole name. Always.
IsaiahFor sitting in the parking lot.
LorraineFor nine years at the Sunday table. Free.
CeCeFor giving him the room before he earned it. And after.
Lucien BaptisteFor the chalk marks. And the shears.
Mrs. BellFor the sentence that took thirty years to earn.

The deeper archive.

Not everything is meant to be found on the first visit.

♦   The Bio +

Slick Fontaine has been in the room longer than most people know.

Born Solomon Franklin Fontaine on Detroit's west side on November 8, 1972, he came up in a city that was making music the way it made cars — with precision, with intention, and with the understanding that what you built was supposed to last. His early work in the late 1980s and early '90s developed a style that was less about performance and more about presence: a spoken storyteller's voice over live music, concerned with the texture of everyday transactions, the weight of small decisions, the accounting of a life.

He called it the Night Ledger. The Royal Palace became his proving ground. He built a room full of people who came not knowing what to expect and stayed longer than they planned. The Night Ledger drew label attention and a deal meeting. In 1995, he signed nothing and walked away from the table.

What came after was not a breakdown. It was a recalibration that lasted almost thirty years. He opened a shop. He kept making music — session work, uncredited. Writing for others. The music never stopped. He just wasn't signing it.

In 2022, at fifty years old, he began assembling what is now a ten-track catalog — music drawn directly from the life he actually lived. He is releasing through Crooked Staff Records, the imprint he runs himself. There is no intermediary, no management layer, no one between him and the decision about when the music goes out into the world.

He is fifty-three in August 2026. He has been here the whole time.

♦   The Night Ledger +

The Night Ledger ran from 1991 to 1995. Spoken storytelling over live funk, soul, and jazz. A voice that sat just above the bass line and just below the melody. The band called him Professor. The room called him back.

CeCe Monroe gave him a Thursday at The Royal Palace early on. She stood at the edge of the bar with her arms crossed and watched. The woman by the door still hadn't left. CeCe uncrossed her arms. She knew what she was looking at.

The Night Ledger earned him a deal. The deal collapsed in 1995. He walked out of the room without signing. Isaiah sat in the parking lot the whole time. He was still there when Solomon came out.

The Night Ledger ended. The music didn't.

♦   The Shop Years +

Twenty-four years. 1996 to 2019. He is not gone. He is unwitnessed.

He opened a shop. He kept making music — session work, uncredited. Writing for others. The shop was how the craft kept going. The craft was why the shop was worth running. He did both for thirty years.

His sister Lorraine did his books free from a Sunday kitchen table from 1999 to 2008. Nine years. A shoebox of receipts. In 2003 she set a sheet in front of him with four numbers on it. He sat with it longer than she expected. He folded it and put it in his shirt pocket. "Thank you." Not the quick kind. The kind that costs something to say.

In 2019, Isaiah had a health scare. Solomon sat in a hospital corridor for six hours. He decided not to be guessed at. The return began.

♦   The Sound +

Funk, soul, R&B, rap, and spoken storytelling — with gospel, jazz, and cinematic color when the record calls for it. It carries Detroit in the low end, the old neighborhoods in the melody, and the present city in the delivery.

Influences: Detroit soul, funk, Blaxploitation cinema, jazz, gospel, rhythm and blues, rap, Cadillac culture, tailoring, nocturnal city life. A man who has watched Detroit change without pretending the change was simple.

Crooked Staff Records. Independent. On purpose. The sound of a man who knows exactly what he's doing and has decided to do it on his own terms.

♦   The Label +

Crooked Staff Records LLC. Detroit. Independent. The label that moves when it wants to move, releases when the music is ready, and answers to nobody but the artist and the audience.

He has been in a room where someone else held the paper, and he knows what that costs. There is no other way he would do this.

Slick Fontaine is the flagship. The catalogue is growing. The deal is not done.

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